Previous Wining Captions

March ’20: It’s the new Pediatric Sports Medicine text. He’s up to the chapter on “Lean Legs and Gams … ”

January ’20: I hate to say this doc, but I don’t give a dam.

December ’19: I think you took “apply liberally” a bit too far.

November ’19: Jeez, I don’t recall seeing bedside surgery listed for this Bed-n-Breakfast when I reserved my room!

September ’19: Is it OK to take these pills on an empty stomach?

August ’19: Plant-based diet already, how about exercise?

July ’19: Crashed ‘N’ Burned.

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Steve Duffy

June ’19: I may need to obtain additional labs and an xray to confirm, but I believe this is the toe that had roast beef.

April ’19: He’s known as the Fred Flintstone of Neurology.

March ’19: I understand you are planning on leaving AMA.