Cartoon Caption Contest Archive

It’s the new Pediatric Sports Medicine text. He’s up to the chapter on “Lean Legs and Gams … ” — Henry Dorkin, MD FAAP

I hate to say this doc, but I don’t give a dam. — Roni Shye, PharmD

Winner: I think you took “apply liberally” a bit too far. – Marlaine Mance, PharmD

Winner: Jeez, I don’t recall seeing bedside surgery listed for this Bed-n-Breakfast when I reserved my room! – Wanda McMoore, APRN, FNP-C

Winner: Is it OK to take these pills on an empty stomach? – Thomas Savino, RPh

Winner: Plant-based diet already, how about exercise? – Chas Maletz, MD

Winner: Crashed ‘N’ Burned. — Marcia Ebbs, MD

Winner: I may need to obtain additional labs and an xray to confirm, but I believe this is the toe that had roast beef. — Fred Fiorvanti, MD

Winner: He’s know as the Fred Flintstone of Neurology. — WR Franz, MSW

The winner of MPR’s March cartoon caption contest!