Enjoy the caption contest archive
'Have you been eating right?'
'I think so but my wife says I make slurping noises.'
It started out a small case of the jitterbug but eventually developed into a complete nervous breakdance.
Barbell health and fitness club
Baby. Dep't store santa.
This little piggy went to market
Mayo Clinic, Mustard Clinic.
In regards to the removal of your giblets...let's talk turkey.
If I can't make next week, you can follow all my neuroses on Twitter.
He won't listen to me, he sticks his nose in my business and he's a pain in the neck.