Enjoy the caption contest archive
Alone, you're annoyed. Together you're a pair annoyed.
'Do you really think I need my eyes checked, doctor?'
Oh, look — the elevator's out! Just as we're going to the Gastroenterologist's office and everything. I hope that's not a problem for anyone.
The blockage is a Gobstopper. We're going to have to open you up.
I'm putting you on the No Crab Diet.
Are there any filled with anti-aging cream?
Let's test your range of emoji's
Can you help him? Jack broke his crown falling down a hill.