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We called in a specialist.
You can leave the blanket on...it's going to be an undercover operation.
What doctor? Vic's a fizzition at the soda pop plant.
For his acute restlessness, I'm taking him off twiddling his thumbs and putting him on fidget spinners.
Since I've been taking the bee pollen, I've been stopping to smell the roses more often.
We'll need to do a balloon angioplasty.
Careful—that new bed is a little touchy.
The bill for my stomach stapling is gastronomical
Can you help us? We're looking for the shoulder specialist...We're not lost, just dislocated.
I'm eating healthier. I'm cutting out salt with my tequila.