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Mayo Clinic, Mustard Clinic.
In regards to the removal of your giblets...let's talk turkey.
If I can't make next week, you can follow all my neuroses on Twitter.
He won't listen to me, he sticks his nose in my business and he's a pain in the neck.
You're getting too much dairy.
I feel like I'm being stalked.
No, really, it's okay...I was done with the popsicle.
The sonogram says it's a double-yolk.
I'm so sorry about your barking cough.