Enjoy the caption contest archive
Quick, Reuben - he needs moth-to-moth resuscitation!
This is taking "50 Shades" to a whole new level.
Oh dear, somebody tooted.
And your blood type is bee positive.
The doctor can see you now. No need to get up.
I went for a nose job and came out with an enormous bill. What a quack!
You'll need a hippo replacement.
What exactly do you mean when you say, "I've lost my zest for life"?
I'd have more confidence if he removed the 3D glasses.
You'll need a herring aid.