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Call me ear responsible...
I'm always short at the end of the month.
Your cholesterol is off by a wide margarine.
Alone, you're annoyed. Together you're a pair annoyed.
'Do you really think I need my eyes checked, doctor?'
Oh, look — the elevator's out! Just as we're going to the Gastroenterologist's office and everything. I hope that's not a problem for anyone.
The blockage is a Gobstopper. We're going to have to open you up.
I'm putting you on the No Crab Diet.