Weekly Cartoon: Monday September 25

We're out of beds, but fortunately this is out-patient surgery.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday September 11

That's not what I meant by scoping your knee.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday August 28

Part of your stress test will involve bouncing up and down on my suitcase packed for Aruba.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday August 21

You here for the vase lift?

Weekly Cartoon: Monday July 31

Center for premature molting

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, July 17

We called in a specialist.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, June 26

You can leave the blanket on...it's going to be an undercover operation.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, June 19

What doctor? Vic's a fizzition at the soda pop plant.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, June 12

For his acute restlessness, I'm taking him off twiddling his thumbs and putting him on fidget spinners.

May '17 Caption Contest Winner

It's like he knows what I'm going to say! — Sean Wimberley, PharmD

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, May 22

Since I've been taking the bee pollen, I've been stopping to smell the roses more often.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, May 15

We'll need to do a balloon angioplasty.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, May 8

Careful—that new bed is a little touchy.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, April 24

The bill for my stomach stapling is gastronomical

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, April 17

Can you help us? We're looking for the shoulder specialist...We're not lost, just dislocated.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, April 10

I'm eating healthier. I'm cutting out salt with my tequila.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, March 27

She's like an x-ray. She can see right through me.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, March 20

"Constipation—to have and to hold."

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, March 13

"What are you watching us for? You should be outside exercising!"

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, February 20

Oh, I'm not a guru — I'm just on a very strict diet.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, February 13

I have a wonderful support system.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, February 6

I think I see why you're having sharp, random back pains.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, January 30

Recovery Room — Room for Improvement.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, January 23

'Have you been eating right?' 'I think so but my wife says I make slurping noises.'

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, January 16

It started out a small case of the jitterbug but eventually developed into a complete nervous breakdance.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, January 9

Barbell health and fitness club

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, December 19

Baby. Dep't store santa.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, December 12

This little piggy went to market

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, November 28

Mayo Clinic, Mustard Clinic.

Thanksgiving Cartoon: Thursday, November 24

In regards to the removal of your giblets...let's talk turkey.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, November 14

If I can't make next week, you can follow all my neuroses on Twitter.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, November 7

He won't listen to me, he sticks his nose in my business and he's a pain in the neck.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, October 31

You're getting too much dairy.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, October 24

I feel like I'm being stalked.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, October 17

No, really, it's okay...I was done with the popsicle.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, October 10

The sonogram says it's a double-yolk.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, October 3

I'm so sorry about your barking cough.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, September 19

Call me ear responsible...

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, September 12

I'm always short at the end of the month.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, August 29

Your cholesterol is off by a wide margarine.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, August 22

Alone, you're annoyed. Together you're a pair annoyed.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, August 15

'Do you really think I need my eyes checked, doctor?'

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, August 8

Oh, look — the elevator's out! Just as we're going to the Gastroenterologist's office and everything. I hope that's not a problem for anyone.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, August 1

The blockage is a Gobstopper. We're going to have to open you up.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, July 25

I'm putting you on the No Crab Diet.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, July 18

Are there any filled with anti-aging cream?

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, July 11th

Let's test your range of emoji's

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, June 27th

Can you help him? Jack broke his crown falling down a hill.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, June 20th

Internal Medicine | Infernal Medicine (specializing in heartburn)

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, June 13th

I hope you are taking into account that I have a huge ego.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, June 6th

To adjust your back, you might have to take out a home improvement loan.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, May 23rd

No knee-jerk decisions beyond this point!

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, May 16th

I burst into laughter and my appendix burst.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, May 9th

I'm busy all the time since I started taking that bee pollen.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, April 25th

Throw me down a candy bar.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, April 18th

And if you want a second opinion, I'll call my wife.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, April 11th

Bad news. The bug you have is a termite.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, March 28th

I said hook him up to an I.V., not a TV!

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, March 21st

You have arachni-arterial-phobia: a fear of spider veins

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, March 14th

SURGEON SPECIFIC | SURGEON GENERAL

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, February 29th

This is reassuring to our patients with kidney stones.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, February 22nd

I'm having trouble with my hamstrings.

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, February 15th

I like your qualifications, but how many Likes do you have on Facebook?

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, February 8th

"Center for contagious diseases: Now Open - Pass it on!"

Weekly Cartoon: Monday, January 25th

My best estimate would be that your liposuction would be about 9 million dollars.